Farewell Gifts Calendars for Vet Techs
They're leaving. You're jealous. Make sure they remember you fondly. The perfect calendars for the vet techs in your life.
Why Calendars for Vet Techs
Vet tech work is healthcare at its most challenging. Multiple species, owners who Google symptoms, and the emotional weight of caring for animals. You do it all for not enough pay.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Farewell Gifts
When a coworker leaves, it's bittersweet. You're losing someone who understood the specific brand of dysfunction at your workplace, but you're also watching them escape. A farewell gift should capture that weird mix of 'we'll miss you' and 'take us with you.' Whether they're moving to something better or just moving on, they deserve a sendoff that's more memorable than a sheet cake and awkward standing around in the kitchen.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A mock 'Exit Interview' that's actually roasts
- +A survival kit for wherever they're going next
- +A photo book of workplace chaos they survived
- +A 'Certificate of Release' from corporate purgatory
- +Something that guarantees they won't forget you
Perfect For
- The coworker moving to a new company
- The teammate relocating to another city
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Scrub tops covered in fur
- Water bottles that survive the day
Get First Access
Vet tech stickers in development. Drop your email for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- How much should a farewell gift cost?
- Depends on the relationship. Casual coworker? $15-25 or chip in for a group gift. Actual friend you'll miss? $30-50. Mentor who changed your career? Whatever it takes.
- What if I'm happy they're leaving?
- Keep that to yourself and sign the card politely. Or skip the gift entirely—no one's keeping track. Save your gift budget for people you actually like.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Do you understand vet med?
- Yes. We know it's not just 'playing with animals all day.'