Boss's Day Gifts Tote Bags for Sommeliers
October 16th. The day we acknowledge that some managers are actually human. The perfect tote bags for the sommeliers in your life.
Why Tote Bags for Sommeliers
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.
About Boss's Day Gifts
Look, not all bosses deserve gifts. But some of them? Some of them actually go to bat for you, approve your PTO without guilt trips, and shield you from the chaos above. Those bosses deserve recognition on Boss's Day—and not the generic 'World's Best Boss' mug that means nothing. A good Boss's Day gift says 'I see you trying, and I appreciate it' without being weird about the power dynamic.
What You Get
- +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
- +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
- +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
- +Machine washable for when life gets messy
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Best Boss (By Default)' trophy
- +Premium coffee to fuel their endless meetings
- +A stress ball collection for obvious reasons
- +A 'Voted Least Likely to Micromanage' certificate
- +Something that acknowledges they're a person, not just a title
Perfect For
- The manager who actually has your back
- The boss who approves PTO without drama
- Daily commutes that need entertainment
- Grocery runs after work because you're already out
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
Get First Access
Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do I have to get my boss a gift for Boss's Day?
- Absolutely not. Boss's Day is optional, and honestly, a lot of bosses don't expect anything. Only do it if you genuinely want to—forced appreciation is worse than no appreciation.
- What if my boss is terrible?
- Then skip it entirely. There's no rule that says you have to celebrate bad management. Save your money and your energy for plotting your escape.
- How big are the tote bags?
- 15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.