Boss's Day Gifts Calendars for Police Officers
October 16th. The day we acknowledge that some managers are actually human. The perfect calendars for the police officers in your life.
Why Calendars for Police Officers
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Boss's Day Gifts
Look, not all bosses deserve gifts. But some of them? Some of them actually go to bat for you, approve your PTO without guilt trips, and shield you from the chaos above. Those bosses deserve recognition on Boss's Day—and not the generic 'World's Best Boss' mug that means nothing. A good Boss's Day gift says 'I see you trying, and I appreciate it' without being weird about the power dynamic.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Gift Ideas
- +A 'Best Boss (By Default)' trophy
- +Premium coffee to fuel their endless meetings
- +A stress ball collection for obvious reasons
- +A 'Voted Least Likely to Micromanage' certificate
- +Something that acknowledges they're a person, not just a title
Perfect For
- The manager who actually has your back
- The boss who approves PTO without drama
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
Get First Access
Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Do I have to get my boss a gift for Boss's Day?
- Absolutely not. Boss's Day is optional, and honestly, a lot of bosses don't expect anything. Only do it if you genuinely want to—forced appreciation is worse than no appreciation.
- What if my boss is terrible?
- Then skip it entirely. There's no rule that says you have to celebrate bad management. Save your money and your energy for plotting your escape.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.