Warehouse & Logistics Calendars
You move the stuff that makes the world work. Long shifts, tight deadlines, and the constant hum of machinery. These stickers get it. Find the perfect calendars for warehouse & logistics workers.
Why Calendars for Warehouse & Logistics
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Who It's For
- Warehouse Workers
- Truck Drivers
- Delivery Drivers
- Fulfillment Staff
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Get First Access
Warehouse and logistics stickers coming soon. Drop your email to get notified. Next year's calendar is in the works. Get on the list to be first in line for 365 days of relatable misery.
Perfect For
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
- White elephant gifts that people actually want
- Anyone counting down to retirement, vacation, or the heat death of the universe
Frequently Asked Questions
- What logistics jobs do these cover?
- Warehouse workers, truck drivers, delivery drivers, and fulfillment staff. If you move packages, we've got stickers for you.
- Will these survive a warehouse environment?
- Waterproof and durable. Stick them on lockers, water bottles, forklifts - they'll last.
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.