Transportation Desk Plates for Pilots

You fly hundreds of people through the sky, deal with delays you didn't cause, and somehow stay calm through turbulence. The perfect desk plates for pilots.

Why Desk Plates for Pilots

Piloting is responsibility at 35,000 feet. You manage complex systems while passengers complain about things beyond your control.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About Transportation

You deal with passengers who think rules don't apply to them, work schedules that destroy your circadian rhythm, and somehow stay professional through turbulence. These stickers are your layover entertainment.

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Flight bags with personality
  • Water bottles in the cockpit
  • Crew room decor
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

Pilot stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about delays?
Some are. We know it's not your fault.
Do you cover different aircraft?
Commercial, private, cargo - building content.
What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What transportation roles do you cover?
Pilots, flight attendants, rideshare drivers, and train conductors. If you move people for a living, we've got you.