Government Stickers for DMV Workers

You explain the same forms a thousand times, stay calm when people forgot their documents, and somehow maintain professionalism through the frustration. The perfect stickers for dmv workers.

Why Stickers for DMV Workers

DMV work is public service at its most challenging. Everyone's already in a bad mood when they arrive. You deal with it all. These stickers see you.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About Government

You navigate red tape, serve the public, and deal with systems that were designed before the internet existed. Your patience deserves recognition.

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Water bottles at the window
  • Desk area personality
  • Personal items with flair
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

Get First Access

DMV worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these about long lines?
Some reference the challenges. From the worker perspective.
Are these making fun of DMV workers?
No. These are FOR DMV workers, not about them.
Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
What government jobs do you cover?
DMV workers, postal workers, and city workers. We're adding more based on demand.