Finance Coasters
You explain compound interest to people who don't want to hear it, survive quarter-end chaos, and somehow stay calm when markets go sideways. Your portfolio of dark humor is about to grow. Find the perfect coasters for finance workers.
Why Coasters for Finance
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Who It's For
- Bankers
- Financial Advisors
- Insurance Agents
- Loan Officers
- Tellers
- Auditors
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Get First Access
Finance sticker collection in development. Drop your email for early access. New coaster sets coming soon. Get on the list for first dibs on the drop.
Perfect For
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
- Gift sets for teams with a sense of humor
- Anyone whose drink consumption correlates with meeting frequency
Frequently Asked Questions
- What finance roles do you cover?
- Bankers, financial advisors, insurance agents, loan officers, tellers, and auditors. If you touch money professionally, we've got you.
- Are these about clients who don't understand money?
- Some reference the challenges. All in good fun - no specific financial advice included.
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.