Valentine's Day Coasters for Window Cleaners

For the work spouse who gets you through the day. Platonically. Obviously. The perfect coasters for the window cleaners in your life.

Why Coasters for Window Cleaners

Window cleaning is precision work with serious heights. You see views others only dream of while making glass disappear.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Valentine's Day Gifting

Galentine's Day for your work besties, ironic gifts for the perpetually single, or something for that coworker who's basically your emotional support human. Keep it friendly, keep it funny, keep HR out of it.

Timing

February

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Equipment bags with personality
  • Water bottles on site
  • Work vehicles
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about heights?
Some are. The view up there is something else.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different heights, same squeegee pride.