Valentine's Day Coasters for Sommeliers

For the work spouse who gets you through the day. Platonically. Obviously. The perfect coasters for the sommeliers in your life.

Why Coasters for Sommeliers

Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Valentine's Day Gifting

Galentine's Day for your work besties, ironic gifts for the perpetually single, or something for that coworker who's basically your emotional support human. Keep it friendly, keep it funny, keep HR out of it.

Timing

February

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Wine accessories with personality
  • Water bottles (ironic)
  • Locker decor
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these pretentious?
No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
Do you cover different wine service levels?
Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.