Valentine's Day Calendars for Teachers

For the work spouse who gets you through the day. Platonically. Obviously. The perfect calendars for the teachers in your life.

Why Calendars for Teachers

Teaching is everything at once for not enough money. You're changing lives while buying your own supplies. These stickers honor the real work.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Valentine's Day Gifting

Galentine's Day for your work besties, ironic gifts for the perpetually single, or something for that coworker who's basically your emotional support human. Keep it friendly, keep it funny, keep HR out of it.

Timing

February

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Teacher mugs with attitude
  • Laptops full of lesson plans
  • Water bottles that survive
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Teacher stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about students?
Some reference the challenges. Nothing mean - we love kids.
Do you cover different grade levels?
Elementary, middle, high school - building collections for each.