Valentine's Day Calendars for Lab Techs
For the work spouse who gets you through the day. Platonically. Obviously. The perfect calendars for the lab techs in your life.
Why Calendars for Lab Techs
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Valentine's Day Gifting
Galentine's Day for your work besties, ironic gifts for the perpetually single, or something for that coworker who's basically your emotional support human. Keep it friendly, keep it funny, keep HR out of it.
February
$15-30
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Calendars for Lab Techs - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.