Thanksgiving Mousepads for Bouncers
Grateful for coworkers who don't suck? Show it before the holiday chaos begins. The perfect mousepads for the bouncers in your life.
Why Mousepads for Bouncers
Bouncing is people management at its most unpredictable. You're the first and last line of defense for everyone's good time.
You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.
About Thanksgiving Gifting
The calm before the Christmas storm. A time to acknowledge the people who made your work year survivable before everyone checks out for the holidays. Also great for host/hostess gifts if you're doing the 'Friendsgiving with work people' thing.
November
$20-40
What You Get
- +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
- +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
- +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
- +Machine washable because desk snacks happen
Perfect For
- Personal items with personality
- Water bottles on shift
- Gear bags
- Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
- Home offices where you control the vibe
- Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What size are the mousepads?
- Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
- Can I wash it?
- Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
- Are these about drunk people?
- Some are. The stories are endless.
- Do you cover different venue types?
- Bars, clubs, events - building content.