Thanksgiving Desk Plates for Corporate Workers

Grateful for coworkers who don't suck? Show it before the holiday chaos begins. The perfect desk plates for the corporate workers in your life.

Why Desk Plates for Corporate Workers

Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About Thanksgiving Gifting

The calm before the Christmas storm. A time to acknowledge the people who made your work year survivable before everyone checks out for the holidays. Also great for host/hostess gifts if you're doing the 'Friendsgiving with work people' thing.

Timing

November

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Laptops that need personality
  • Water bottles in the office
  • Cubicle walls that feel empty
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Are these safe for the office?
Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
Will my coworkers judge me?
The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.