Thanksgiving Calendars for Legal Assistants

Grateful for coworkers who don't suck? Show it before the holiday chaos begins. The perfect calendars for the legal assistants in your life.

Why Calendars for Legal Assistants

Legal assistants are the glue holding law firms together. You juggle schedules, calm clients, and put out fires while attorneys focus on billable work.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Thanksgiving Gifting

The calm before the Christmas storm. A time to acknowledge the people who made your work year survivable before everyone checks out for the holidays. Also great for host/hostess gifts if you're doing the 'Friendsgiving with work people' thing.

Timing

November

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Desk organization with flair
  • Water bottles at work
  • Phone stations with personality
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about managing attorneys?
Some are. It's harder than practicing law sometimes.
Do you cover different firm sizes?
Big firms, small firms, solo practices - building content.