Summer Tote Bags for Managers

The season of 'working from the beach' lies and aggressive out-of-office messages. The perfect tote bags for the managers in your life.

Why Tote Bags for Managers

Management is thankless. You absorb pressure from above and complaints from below. Your calendar is meetings about meetings. These stickers understand middle management hell.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

About Summer Gifting

Half the office is on vacation, Slack is quiet, and everyone's pretending they're not just staring out the window. Summer vibes at work mean casual Fridays actually being casual and gifts that match the barely-hanging-on energy.

Timing

June-August

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Office laptops
  • Meeting room water bottles
  • Desk personality
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions

Get First Access

Manager stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about bad managers?
No. These are for managers trying their best in impossible situations.
Can my team see these?
Some are team-friendly, some are manager-only venting. We label them.