Summer Mousepads for Car Salespeople

The season of 'working from the beach' lies and aggressive out-of-office messages. The perfect mousepads for the car salespeople in your life.

Why Mousepads for Car Salespeople

Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

About Summer Gifting

Half the office is on vacation, Slack is quiet, and everyone's pretending they're not just staring out the window. Summer vibes at work mean casual Fridays actually being casual and gifts that match the barely-hanging-on energy.

Timing

June-August

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Desk decor with personality
  • Water bottles on the lot
  • Personal items with flair
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide

Get First Access

Car salesperson stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about tire kickers?
Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
Do you cover different brands?
Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.