Summer Calendars for Police Officers
The season of 'working from the beach' lies and aggressive out-of-office messages. The perfect calendars for the police officers in your life.
Why Calendars for Police Officers
Police work means seeing humanity at its worst and best, often in the same shift. The dark humor isn't a character flaw - it's survival. These stickers understand that.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Summer Gifting
Half the office is on vacation, Slack is quiet, and everyone's pretending they're not just staring out the window. Summer vibes at work mean casual Fridays actually being casual and gifts that match the barely-hanging-on energy.
June-August
$20-35
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Patrol car clipboards
- Water bottles in the cruiser
- Locker room personality
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Police sticker collection coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Calendars for Police Officers - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these politically charged?
- No. These are about the job itself - the universal experiences of police work.
- Are these stickers durable?
- Waterproof and built to last. Stick them on anything.