New Year's Stickers for Bakers

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect stickers for the bakers in your life.

Why Stickers for Bakers

Baking is precision meets creativity at unreasonable hours. You're up before everyone to make sure their day starts sweet.

Stickers are the universal language of 'I'm over this but I'm still showing up.' They're small enough to fly under HR's radar, durable enough to survive the chaos of your job, and expressive enough to say what you can't say out loud. Slap one on your water bottle and let it do the talking while you maintain plausible deniability.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Premium vinyl that survives coffee spills, tears, and existential dread
  • +Waterproof and scratch-resistant because your job is already hard enough
  • +Easy peel-and-stick application for instant workplace personality
  • +UV-resistant so your attitude lasts longer than your patience

Perfect For

  • Aprons with personality
  • Water bottles at work
  • Kitchen decor
  • Water bottles that need to make a statement
  • Laptops that deserve better than corporate wallpaper
  • Toolboxes that tell it like it is

Get First Access

Baker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these stickers actually waterproof?
Yes. These bad boys survive water bottles, dishwashers, and whatever questionable liquids your job exposes you to. They're vinyl, UV-resistant, and built to outlast your will to work.
Will these get me fired?
Depends on your HR department and your placement strategy. We rate our stickers so you know which ones are break room only. Use discretion. Or don't. We're not your supervisor.
Are these about early mornings?
Some are. 4am alarm clocks deserve recognition.
Do you cover different baking types?
Bread, pastry, cake - building content.