New Year's Posters for Security Guards
New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect posters for the security guards in your life.
Why Posters for Security Guards
Security work is vigilance punctuated by chaos. You're essential but often invisible until something goes wrong.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
About New Year's Gifting
Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.
December-January
$20-35
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Work bags with personality
- Water bottles on post
- Locker decor
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce
Get First Access
Security guard stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Do they come framed?
- Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
- Are these about long shifts?
- Some are. The boredom-to-chaos ratio is real.
- Do you cover different security types?
- Corporate, retail, event - building content.