New Year's Mugs for Corporate Workers

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect mugs for the corporate workers in your life.

Why Mugs for Corporate Workers

Corporate life is absurd and everyone knows it. The buzzwords, the politics, the meetings about meetings. These stickers let you laugh at the machine you're part of.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Laptops that need personality
  • Water bottles in the office
  • Cubicle walls that feel empty
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Break room power moves

Get First Access

Corporate sticker collection coming soon. Join the waitlist.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Are these safe for the office?
Some are. Others are home-office or laptop-lid only. We label them.
Will my coworkers judge me?
The cool ones will appreciate them. The others weren't going to like you anyway.