New Year's Desk Plates for Farmers

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect desk plates for the farmers in your life.

Why Desk Plates for Farmers

Farming is gambling with weather and markets. You work harder than anyone while factors beyond your control determine your success.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Tractor cabs with personality
  • Water bottles in the field
  • Work trucks
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

Farmer stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Are these about weather?
Some are. Mother Nature has opinions.
Do you cover different farm types?
Crops, dairy, specialty - building content.