New Year's Coasters for Lab Techs
New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect coasters for the lab techs in your life.
Why Coasters for Lab Techs
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About New Year's Gifting
Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.
December-January
$20-35
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.