New Year's Calendars for HVAC Techs

New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect calendars for the hvac techs in your life.

Why Calendars for HVAC Techs

HVAC is the trade people only appreciate when something breaks. You work in extreme conditions to create comfortable ones. These stickers get the hot and cold of it.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About New Year's Gifting

Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.

Timing

December-January

Typical Budget

$20-35

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Service trucks with personality
  • Toolboxes for the job
  • Water bottles (essential)
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

HVAC stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about hot attics?
Some are. The attic in July is its own special hell.
Do you have residential vs commercial?
Building collections for both specialties.