New Year's Calendars for Dispatchers
New year, same corporate nonsense. Start it with something honest. The perfect calendars for the dispatchers in your life.
Why Calendars for Dispatchers
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About New Year's Gifting
Ring in another year of meetings that should be emails with gifts that set realistic expectations. Perfect for the optimists making resolutions and the realists who know they'll be broken by January 15th.
December-January
$20-35
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
- Console area personalization
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Dispatcher stickers coming soon. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.