Mother's Day Calendars for Sommeliers
For the work mom who keeps everyone fed and functioning. And actual moms who also work. Which is most of them. The perfect calendars for the sommeliers in your life.
Why Calendars for Sommeliers
Sommelier work is expertise meets hospitality. You make wine accessible while fighting the pretentious stereotype.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Mother's Day Gifting
Working moms juggle more chaos before 9am than most people handle all day. Whether it's your actual mother who works, the office mom figure, or a coworker managing kids and deadlines, get her something that acknowledges the insanity.
May
$25-50
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Wine accessories with personality
- Water bottles (ironic)
- Locker decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Sommelier stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these pretentious?
- No. These are for somms who don't take themselves too seriously.
- Do you cover different wine service levels?
- Fine dining, casual, retail - building content.