Mother's Day Calendars for Financial Advisors

For the work mom who keeps everyone fed and functioning. And actual moms who also work. Which is most of them. The perfect calendars for the financial advisors in your life.

Why Calendars for Financial Advisors

Financial advising is part therapist, part mathematician, part fortune teller. You carry client anxiety about their futures.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Mother's Day Gifting

Working moms juggle more chaos before 9am than most people handle all day. Whether it's your actual mother who works, the office mom figure, or a coworker managing kids and deadlines, get her something that acknowledges the insanity.

Timing

May

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Office decor with personality
  • Water bottles at meetings
  • Laptops with flair
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about market crashes?
Some reference volatility. We've all been there.
Do you cover different advisor types?
RIAs, wirehouse, independent - building content.