Halloween Tote Bags for Copywriters

The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect tote bags for the copywriters in your life.

Why Tote Bags for Copywriters

Copywriting is invisible craftsmanship. Great copy looks easy because you made it that way through dozens of rewrites.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

About Halloween Gifting

Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.

Timing

October

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Laptops full of drafts
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Office decor
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about bad briefs?
Some are. 'Make it viral' gets mentioned.
Do you cover different copy types?
Brand, UX, direct response - building content.