Halloween Posters for Flight Attendants

The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect posters for the flight attendants in your life.

Why Posters for Flight Attendants

Flight attending is safety work disguised as hospitality. You handle everything from medical emergencies to drink orders.

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

About Halloween Gifting

Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.

Timing

October

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Crew bags with personality
  • Water bottles for layovers
  • Hotel room decor
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
Are these about passengers?
Some are. The stories are legendary.
Do you cover different airlines?
Universal flight attendant humor. All airlines relate.