Halloween Mugs for Auditors
The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect mugs for the auditors in your life.
Why Mugs for Auditors
Auditing means being the necessary evil. You protect organizations by finding their weaknesses, and nobody thanks you for it.
Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.
About Halloween Gifting
Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.
October
$15-30
What You Get
- +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
- +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
- +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
- +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip
Perfect For
- Laptops with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work bags with flair
- Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
- Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
- Break room power moves
Get First Access
Auditor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Mugs for Auditors - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
- Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
- What size mugs do you offer?
- We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
- Are these about being unwelcome?
- Some reference the auditor experience. All in good fun.
- Do you cover internal and external?
- Both. Different roles, same skepticism.