Halloween Mousepads for Janitors

The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect mousepads for the janitors in your life.

Why Mousepads for Janitors

Janitorial work is essential and invisible. You see what people do when they think nobody's watching and clean it anyway.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

About Halloween Gifting

Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.

Timing

October

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Supply carts with personality
  • Water bottles on rounds
  • Locker decor
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide

Get First Access

Janitor stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about messes?
Some are. We've seen things.
Do you cover different buildings?
Office, school, hospital - building content.