Halloween Desk Plates for Yoga Instructors

The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect desk plates for the yoga instructors in your life.

Why Desk Plates for Yoga Instructors

Yoga instruction is spiritual practice meets business reality. You hold space for others while navigating your own journey.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About Halloween Gifting

Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.

Timing

October

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Yoga bags with personality
  • Water bottles at class
  • Studio decor
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

Yoga instructor stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Are these spiritual or silly?
Both. You can have a sense of humor and namaste.
Do you cover different yoga styles?
Vinyasa, hot, restorative - building content.