Halloween Calendars for Physical Therapists

The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect calendars for the physical therapists in your life.

Why Calendars for Physical Therapists

PT is part cheerleader, part drill sergeant, part miracle worker. You see progress measured in millimeters and celebrate every small win.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Halloween Gifting

Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.

Timing

October

Typical Budget

$15-30

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Treatment room decor
  • Water bottles at the clinic
  • Laptops with patient notes
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Physical therapist stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about non-compliant patients?
Some reference the exercise homework struggle. All in good fun.
Do you cover different PT settings?
Outpatient, inpatient, sports - building collections for each.