Halloween Calendars for Pet Sitters
The one day a year where 'creepy' is a feature, not a reason to call HR. The perfect calendars for the pet sitters in your life.
Why Calendars for Pet Sitters
Pet sitting is trusted care for beloved family members. You're responsible for animals in their most vulnerable times - when family is away.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Halloween Gifting
Spooky season at the office means costume contests nobody asked for and candy bowls that get raided by 10am. These gifts embrace the darkness year-round—perfect for the coworker whose soul left their body three quarters ago.
October
$15-30
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Pet care bags with personality
- Water bottles on visits
- Car decor
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Pet sitter stickers in development. Join the list.
Related Professions
Calendars for Pet Sitters - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about difficult pets?
- Some are. Every pet has their thing.
- Do you cover different pet types?
- Dogs, cats, exotics - building content.