Father's Day Mugs for Appraisers

He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. The perfect mugs for the appraisers in your life.

Why Mugs for Appraisers

Appraisers are the independent voice in real estate deals. Everyone wants you to hit their number, and you have to stay objective.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

About Father's Day Gifting

Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.

Timing

June

Typical Budget

$25-50

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Water bottles on inspections
  • Work bags with flair
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Break room power moves

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Are these about hitting the number?
Some reference the pressure. We stay independent.
Do you cover residential and commercial?
Both. Different properties, same objectivity.