Father's Day Coasters for Dispatchers
He doesn't need another tie. He needs something that makes him snort-laugh during a meeting. The perfect coasters for the dispatchers in your life.
Why Coasters for Dispatchers
Dispatch is the most stressful job no one sees. You hear everything but see nothing. Make life-or-death decisions with incomplete information. And rarely get the recognition you deserve.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Father's Day Gifting
Dads who work have mastered the art of the dad joke, the tired sigh, and pretending they understand what their kids are talking about. Skip the 'World's Best Dad' clichés and get him something with actual personality.
June
$25-50
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Headset stations with style
- Water bottles that survive 12s
- Console area personalization
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Do you understand dispatch?
- Yes. We know you're not 'just answering phones.'
- Are these about difficult callers?
- Some are. The ones who call 911 for non-emergencies will be referenced.