Easter Mousepads for Sysadmins

Chocolate bunnies are nice. Savage desk accessories are better. The perfect mousepads for the sysadmins in your life.

Why Mousepads for Sysadmins

Sysadmin life is invisible when you're succeeding and blamed when anything fails. You're on-call for problems you didn't create. These stickers get the ops life.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

About Easter Gifting

Spring is here, everyone's pretending to be cheerful, and some offices still do Easter gift exchanges for reasons nobody questions. Go beyond the Peeps and give something that'll last longer than their sugar crash.

Timing

March-April

Typical Budget

$15-25

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Laptops with personality
  • Server room entertainment
  • Water bottles at the desk
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide

Get First Access

Sysadmin stickers in development. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about users?
Some reference the sysadmin-user dynamic. All in good fun.
Do you cover different specialties?
Linux, Windows, cloud, network - building collections.