Easter Coasters for Accountants

Chocolate bunnies are nice. Savage desk accessories are better. The perfect coasters for the accountants in your life.

Why Coasters for Accountants

Accountants are the unsung heroes of every organization. You catch the mistakes, balance the books, and somehow get blamed when budgets don't magically increase. We see you.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Easter Gifting

Spring is here, everyone's pretending to be cheerful, and some offices still do Easter gift exchanges for reasons nobody questions. Go beyond the Peeps and give something that'll last longer than their sugar crash.

Timing

March-April

Typical Budget

$15-25

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Calculator covers with style
  • Laptops full of spreadsheets
  • Water bottles during tax season
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Accountant stickers in the works. Join the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about being boring?
No. These are about the actual job - which is way more interesting than people think.
Do you have tax season specific stickers?
Absolutely. The busy season gets its own collection.