Easter Calendars for Fulfillment Workers

Chocolate bunnies are nice. Savage desk accessories are better. The perfect calendars for the fulfillment workers in your life.

Why Calendars for Fulfillment Workers

Fulfillment work is the engine of e-commerce. You're measured constantly and expected to perform like machines. These stickers honor the human behind the metrics.

Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.

About Easter Gifting

Spring is here, everyone's pretending to be cheerful, and some offices still do Easter gift exchanges for reasons nobody questions. Go beyond the Peeps and give something that'll last longer than their sugar crash.

Timing

March-April

Typical Budget

$15-25

What You Get

  • +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
  • +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
  • +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
  • +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace

Perfect For

  • Water bottles that survive
  • Locker room personality
  • Safety vests with flair
  • Desks that need daily entertainment
  • People who've given up on inspirational quotes
  • Teams who share a dark sense of humor

Get First Access

Fulfillment stickers in the works. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What year is the calendar for?
Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
Is every day different?
Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
Are these about the algorithms?
Some reference the tracking. We know what it's like.
Do you cover different roles?
Pick, pack, stow, ship - building content for all.