Christmas Calendars for Delivery Drivers
Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. The perfect calendars for the delivery drivers in your life.
Why Calendars for Delivery Drivers
Delivery driving is racing against time while people watch you on their doorbell cameras. You're the final link in the chain. These stickers honor that hustle.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Christmas Gifting
The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.
November-December
$25-50
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Van dashboards with personality
- Water bottles on route
- Personal gear with attitude
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Delivery driver stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Do you cover different delivery types?
- Package, food, grocery - building collections for all.
- Are these about bad delivery instructions?
- Some are. The 'leave at back door' with no gate access gets mentioned.