Christmas Calendars for Accountants
Secret Santa is mandatory. Your gift shouldn't be forgettable. The perfect calendars for the accountants in your life.
Why Calendars for Accountants
Accountants are the unsung heroes of every organization. You catch the mistakes, balance the books, and somehow get blamed when budgets don't magically increase. We see you.
Regular calendars show you inspirational quotes about believing in yourself. Our calendars show you the truth: that every day is another opportunity to question your life choices. A daily tear-off page of dark humor gives you something to look forward to each morning besides coffee. It's like a daily affirmation, but honest.
About Christmas Gifting
The season of forced workplace cheer, white elephant chaos, and figuring out what to get that coworker you only know from Slack. Everyone's buying office gifts—make yours the one people actually remember.
November-December
$25-50
What You Get
- +365 daily pages of workplace-appropriate(ish) dark humor
- +Sturdy cardboard backing that stands on its own
- +Perforated pages for satisfying daily tears
- +Compact desktop size that fits any workspace
Perfect For
- Calculator covers with style
- Laptops full of spreadsheets
- Water bottles during tax season
- Desks that need daily entertainment
- People who've given up on inspirational quotes
- Teams who share a dark sense of humor
Get First Access
Accountant stickers in the works. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What year is the calendar for?
- Current year calendars ship immediately. We drop next year's edition in Q4. Sign up for the email list to get notified.
- Is every day different?
- Yes. 365 unique pages of dark humor, sarcastic observations, and workplace truths. No repeats, just like your recurring sense of dread.
- Are these about being boring?
- No. These are about the actual job - which is way more interesting than people think.
- Do you have tax season specific stickers?
- Absolutely. The busy season gets its own collection.