Back to School Tote Bags for Uber/Lyft Drivers

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect tote bags for the uber/lyft drivers in your life.

Why Tote Bags for Uber/Lyft Drivers

Rideshare driving is customer service in your personal car. You're rated on everything while handling whatever gets in your backseat.

Your commute bag is a daily statement piece whether you like it or not. Instead of a boring black laptop bag or a free tote from a conference, why not carry something that makes people on the train do a double-take? These bags hold everything you need while broadcasting exactly how you feel about Monday mornings.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Heavy-duty canvas that survives the commute and your career
  • +Reinforced straps for hauling all your work baggage (literal and emotional)
  • +Interior pocket for keys, phone, or emergency snacks
  • +Machine washable for when life gets messy

Perfect For

  • Car dashboards with personality
  • Water bottles for driving
  • Personal items
  • Daily commutes that need entertainment
  • Grocery runs after work because you're already out
  • Gym bags for stress relief sessions

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

How big are the tote bags?
15" x 16" with a 4" gusset - fits a laptop, lunch, and the emotional weight of your responsibilities. Handles have an 11" drop for easy shoulder carrying.
What material are they?
Heavy-duty 12oz canvas. These aren't flimsy grocery store bags - they're built to carry your stuff through whatever your commute throws at you.
Are these about ratings?
Some are. The rating system is its own comedy.
Do you cover both platforms?
Universal rideshare humor. All drivers relate.