Back to School Posters for Line Cooks

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect posters for the line cooks in your life.

Why Posters for Line Cooks

Line cooking is the backbone of every restaurant. You're underpaid, overheated, and somehow still proud of every plate.

You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
  • +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
  • +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
  • +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy

Perfect For

  • Knife rolls with personality
  • Water bottles in the kitchen
  • Locker decor
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
  • Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What sizes are available?
We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
Do they come framed?
Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
Are these about the rush?
Some are. Friday night service gets its due.
Do you cover different stations?
Grill, sauté, fry - building content for each.