Back to School Posters for Carpenters
Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect posters for the carpenters in your life.
Why Posters for Carpenters
Carpentry is precision craft with real consequences. You create beauty from wood while dealing with unrealistic timelines.
You've seen enough eagles soaring over mountains with captions about 'TEAMWORK' to last several lifetimes. Our posters are the antidote. They acknowledge the reality of work: that sometimes the only way to get through the day is to laugh at the absurdity of it all. These are the posters you actually want on your wall.
About Back to School Gifting
Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.
August-September
$20-40
What You Get
- +Premium matte paper that looks professional from a distance
- +Vibrant prints that won't fade like your enthusiasm
- +Multiple sizes to fit any wall (or cubicle)
- +Frame-ready dimensions for the illusion of legitimacy
Perfect For
- Tool belts with personality
- Water bottles on site
- Work trucks
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Break rooms that need an attitude adjustment
- Dorm rooms and apartments of new grads about to enter the workforce
Get First Access
Carpenter stickers coming soon. Get on the list.
Related Professions
Posters for Carpenters - Other Holidays
Frequently Asked Questions
- What sizes are available?
- We offer 8x10, 11x14, and 18x24 options. From subtle desk addition to full wall statement - choose your own adventure.
- Do they come framed?
- Posters ship unframed but are standard sizes for easy framing. We recommend cheap frames from Target for that authentic corporate parody aesthetic.
- Are these about measurements?
- Some are. Precision matters.
- Do you cover different carpentry types?
- Framing, finish, cabinet - building content.