Back to School Mugs for Pilots

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect mugs for the pilots in your life.

Why Mugs for Pilots

Piloting is responsibility at 35,000 feet. You manage complex systems while passengers complain about things beyond your control.

Your coffee mug is the first thing you reach for every morning and the last line of defense against losing it in the 9am standup. A good mug doesn't just hold your caffeine addiction - it communicates your entire personality without you having to speak to anyone before 10am. These mugs say what you're thinking so you don't have to.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Ceramic that holds heat longer than you hold your tongue
  • +Dishwasher and microwave safe because life's already complicated
  • +11oz or 15oz options depending on your caffeine dependency level
  • +Print that won't fade no matter how many times you passive-aggressively sip

Perfect For

  • Flight bags with personality
  • Water bottles in the cockpit
  • Crew room decor
  • Morning meetings where you need a buffer between you and your coworkers
  • Desk decoration that doubles as a personality test
  • Break room power moves

Get First Access

Pilot stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

Frequently Asked Questions

Are these mugs dishwasher safe?
Yes. Dishwasher safe, microwave safe, and safe from your judgmental coworker's opinions. The print is sealed and won't fade with washing.
What size mugs do you offer?
We offer 11oz for normal humans and 15oz for those of us who need industrial-strength caffeine support. Choose based on your Monday morning needs.
Are these about delays?
Some are. We know it's not your fault.
Do you cover different aircraft?
Commercial, private, cargo - building content.