Back to School Mousepads for DMV Workers

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect mousepads for the dmv workers in your life.

Why Mousepads for DMV Workers

DMV work is public service at its most challenging. Everyone's already in a bad mood when they arrive. You deal with it all. These stickers see you.

You spend eight hours a day moving a mouse around in circles while your soul slowly leaves your body. The least you can do is have a mousepad that understands. These aren't just functional desk accessories - they're tiny billboards for your inner monologue. Every click is a little more satisfying when it's on something that gets it.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Smooth fabric surface for precision clicking through pointless emails
  • +Non-slip rubber base that stays put during rage-clicking
  • +Stitched edges that won't fray like your patience
  • +Machine washable because desk snacks happen

Perfect For

  • Water bottles at the window
  • Desk area personality
  • Personal items with flair
  • Desks that need a conversation starter (or stopper)
  • Home offices where you control the vibe
  • Cubicles that need more personality than beige walls provide

Get First Access

DMV worker stickers coming soon. Get on the list.

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ReceptionistsPostal WorkersCity Workers

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Frequently Asked Questions

What size are the mousepads?
Standard size (9.25" x 7.75") that fits any desk setup. Large enough to use, small enough to hide if the CEO does a walkthrough.
Can I wash it?
Yes. Machine washable on cold, air dry. Because between coffee spills and stress-eating at your desk, it's going to need it.
Are these about long lines?
Some reference the challenges. From the worker perspective.
Are these making fun of DMV workers?
No. These are FOR DMV workers, not about them.
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