Back to School Desk Plates for Surgeons

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect desk plates for the surgeons in your life.

Why Desk Plates for Surgeons

Surgery is high stakes with zero room for error. The pressure is immense, the hours are brutal, and the responsibility is absolute. These stickers honor that intensity.

That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
  • +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
  • +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
  • +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs

Perfect For

  • Surgical caps that need flair
  • Water bottles in the OR
  • Locker room personality
  • Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
  • Home offices where you make the rules
  • Reception areas with a sense of humor

Get First Access

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the desk plates made of?
Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
What sizes are available?
Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
Are these about the surgeon stereotype?
Some play with it. Self-aware surgeons will appreciate them.
Do you cover different surgical specialties?
Building collections for different surgical fields.