Back to School Desk Plates for Retail Workers
Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect desk plates for the retail workers in your life.
Why Desk Plates for Retail Workers
Retail is customer service in its purest, most exhausting form. You deal with the public at scale. These stickers honor the struggle.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Back to School Gifting
Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.
August-September
$20-40
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Water bottles on shift
- Locker room personality
- Phone cases with attitude
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
Get First Access
Retail stickers in the works. Join the list.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Are these about Karen encounters?
- Some are. We all know the type.
- Do you cover different retail types?
- Yes. Clothing, grocery, electronics - building them all.