Back to School Desk Plates for Lab Techs
Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect desk plates for the lab techs in your life.
Why Desk Plates for Lab Techs
Lab techs are the invisible heroes of healthcare. Without you, doctors are just guessing. You deal with impossible turnaround times and samples that definitely weren't collected properly.
That generic nameplate on your desk says 'Account Manager' but your soul says 'Professional Email Ignorer.' Our desk plates bridge that gap. They're the perfect blend of professional enough to stay on your desk and honest enough to make your coworkers snort-laugh. Finally, a nameplate that tells the truth.
About Back to School Gifting
Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.
August-September
$20-40
What You Get
- +Premium acrylic that looks expensive but costs less than your therapy
- +Sleek design that fits any desk setup from corner office to closet office
- +Easy-clean surface because coffee accidents happen
- +Subtle enough to survive management walkthroughs
Perfect For
- Lab coats that need flair
- Water bottles in the break room
- Centrifuges that need labeling
- Desks that need more personality than a corporate-issued pencil cup
- Home offices where you make the rules
- Reception areas with a sense of humor
Get First Access
Lab tech stickers coming soon. Join the list for early access.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the desk plates made of?
- Premium acrylic with a high-quality print. They look professional enough to keep, but funny enough to actually want on your desk.
- What sizes are available?
- Standard desk plate size (8" x 2") that fits most desk setups. Big enough to read, small enough that HR might not notice during their rounds.
- Do you know what lab techs actually do?
- Yes. You're not just 'running blood' - you're performing complex analysis that determines patient care.
- Are these stickers lab-safe?
- They're waterproof and durable. Not autoclave-safe though - keep them on personal items.