Back to School Coasters for Train Conductors

Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect coasters for the train conductors in your life.

Why Coasters for Train Conductors

Train conducting is passenger management meets schedule adherence. You're responsible for hundreds of people and miles of track.

Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.

About Back to School Gifting

Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.

Timing

August-September

Typical Budget

$20-40

What You Get

  • +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
  • +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
  • +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
  • +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip

Perfect For

  • Work bags with personality
  • Water bottles on shift
  • Locker decor
  • Desks that need protection and personality
  • Home bars for after-work decompression
  • Coffee tables in home offices

Get First Access

Train conductor stickers in development. Join the list.

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Frequently Asked Questions

What are the coasters made of?
Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
Do they come in sets?
Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
Are these about delays?
Some reference the challenges. All in good fun.
Do you cover different rail types?
Commuter, freight, Amtrak - building content.