Back to School Coasters for Car Salespeople
Summer's over. The existential dread returns. Welcome back to regularly scheduled chaos. The perfect coasters for the car salespeople in your life.
Why Coasters for Car Salespeople
Car sales is a grind. Long hours, tire kickers, and customers who think they know your invoice. You hustle through it all.
Every time you set your drink down, you see a little reminder that you're not alone in this corporate circus. Coasters are the unsung heroes of desk accessories - functional, unassuming, and now finally funny. They protect your desk from water rings while protecting your psyche with a well-timed joke.
About Back to School Gifting
Teachers gearing up for another year of underpaid heroism. Working parents celebrating that their kids are someone else's problem for 8 hours. Office workers who weirdly miss school supplies. Back to school energy hits different in the workplace.
August-September
$20-40
What You Get
- +Absorbent ceramic that actually does its job
- +Cork backing to protect your desk from scratches
- +3.75" diameter - perfect for any cup, mug, or coping mechanism
- +Designs that make you smirk every time you take a sip
Perfect For
- Desk decor with personality
- Water bottles on the lot
- Personal items with flair
- Desks that need protection and personality
- Home bars for after-work decompression
- Coffee tables in home offices
Get First Access
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Frequently Asked Questions
- What are the coasters made of?
- Ceramic top with a cork bottom. The ceramic absorbs condensation, the cork protects your desk, and the design protects your sanity.
- Do they come in sets?
- Yes. We offer individual coasters and sets of 4 for maximum desk coverage or gift-giving efficiency.
- Are these about tire kickers?
- Some are. We know the 'just looking' struggle.
- Do you cover different brands?
- Universal car sales humor. Every lot relates.